“Those eggs would have tasted so good if they were fried or scrambled, but they’ll probably now just stink up the outside of your house in a day or two after we’ve thrown them…”
Rolls of toilet paper would have been so nice next to the commode, ready to wipe someone’s fanny, but now they’ll about to adorn the outside of your house which will take a week or two to remove after being T-P’d.
noahproblem over 4 years ago
“Those eggs would have tasted so good if they were fried or scrambled, but they’ll probably now just stink up the outside of your house in a day or two after we’ve thrown them…”
Lyons Group, Inc. over 4 years ago
Rolls of toilet paper would have been so nice next to the commode, ready to wipe someone’s fanny, but now they’ll about to adorn the outside of your house which will take a week or two to remove after being T-P’d.
therese_callahan2002 over 4 years ago
This is nothing new. He’s done it every Halloween.
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
I think someone is going to have eggs all over his front door and toilet paper all over his yard.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
Ralph’s Halloween horror story…“The Tale of The Eaten Candy”
RobinHood over 4 years ago
Is that kid dressed like Jimmy Buffett?
david_42 over 4 years ago
Our candy still sits, unopened.
Diat60 over 4 years ago
Looks like our Halloween candy may be wasted, there’s a heavy rain forecast for tomorrow night.
DaveQuinn over 4 years ago
Looks like Ralph has the pumpkin hidden under his shirt.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
No, it would’ve been better if you just turned the porch light off and pretended you weren’t home.
Frankie5466 over 4 years ago
You’re right Ralph, that is the least you can do