FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 05, 2019

not that I’ve heard Eileen Jacobson and Phoebe Wu scream in horror over reptilians

He should have just agreed with Mom after the third panel. At least he’s honest though.

One time my husband & I saw some boys next to our driveway. We wanted to be sure they weren’t messing with our car; but if they weren’t, we weren’t going to “get off our lawn” them. In a friendly manner, we asked what they were doing. They said that they were looking for snakes, and they had actually caught one. They asked if we wanted to see it, and they pulled it out of their box & held it out to me (I guess they wanted to see the lady freak out). Their jaws just about hit the ground when I took the little grass snake, rubbed its little head, and had it slithering between my fingers!

Jason, don’t you remember the time you brought Quincy to school hoping to do that, and then Miss O’Malley called him cute?

Not the best way to get girls to drop their pants..

Thrills Jason to scare the girls.

let’s hope that he keeps that level of misogyny into his older years, as there isn’t a single girl who will give him the time of day once he’s in middle school