Reminds me of my Navy days when I thought I needed at tow rope (30 feet of one inch rope) and wrapped it around my torso.. and with my great coat on (in the summer) walked out through security. Also managed a shovel on another day..
Comedian Denis Leary once wrote about how he and several people he knew from college got work as janitors at The Atlantic. Their job was to come in after working hours and clean the building top-to-bottom.
At some point they began stealing office supplies, with someone successfully stealing an office chair. His classmates were all fired when the head janitor caught them trying to steal a desk to go with the stolen office chair.
By this time, however, Leary had been fired for ripping up a poem someone had left on their desk (a submission that he found lackluster) and leaving an X-rated number of his own as a replacement.
Leojim almost 4 years ago
Don’t worry, nobody will notice!
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
Just don’t drop your drawers.
PoodleGroomer almost 4 years ago
He is working up to chest freezers full of food and grand pianos.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Wally, is that you?
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of M*A*S*H…stealing Henry’s desk…LOL
l3i7l almost 4 years ago
This makes me wonder, with parents working from home – where are the kids getting their school supplies from?
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of my Navy days when I thought I needed at tow rope (30 feet of one inch rope) and wrapped it around my torso.. and with my great coat on (in the summer) walked out through security. Also managed a shovel on another day..
purepaul almost 4 years ago
Don’t try that with a four drawer filing cabinet.
Ironhold almost 4 years ago
Comedian Denis Leary once wrote about how he and several people he knew from college got work as janitors at The Atlantic. Their job was to come in after working hours and clean the building top-to-bottom.
At some point they began stealing office supplies, with someone successfully stealing an office chair. His classmates were all fired when the head janitor caught them trying to steal a desk to go with the stolen office chair.
By this time, however, Leary had been fired for ripping up a poem someone had left on their desk (a submission that he found lackluster) and leaving an X-rated number of his own as a replacement.