Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for October 18, 2019

If you give him $5.00 you have a low IQ.

Don’t pay unless he guesses your IQ right? Or he pays you if he guesses it right? No one would pay for that(maybe a sucker).

I remember back when my IQ matched my weight. Now it matches my age …

I’ll have to remember this .

If Ziggy falls for this, then five would be his I.Q.

Fine my good man. But why would you want to pay me $5.00 just to guess how smart I am? I’ll tell you my I.Q. for just $1.50.

What do you get if he’s wrong? And what’s the point spread?

The same with “Guess Your Weight” at the carnival.

I’m retired and tired of people asking for brain help. I quote my rate as my IQ x 3, 4 hour minimum, double time on Sundays. The implication that I am high end scares them off and I get left alone.

Tempting…

He doesn’t say he will correctly guess your IQ. So you pay him the $5 no matter what he guesses.

No Thanks I’m smarter then that.

You’ll have fun with this over at the Drabbles.

Pay him more and your IQ will be higher; however, personally, I think you should just walk away from him. Such a jerk he is.