Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 14, 2022

Bartender hears the comment and thinks, “Wonder about his math skills?” Next time CV gives him $100 bill for a beer he’s getting 37¢ in change.

Wait – can you also talk on a phone?

Aliens viewing the Earth: “What a strange culture. They evidently have a moderately high level of technology, but communicate primarily by using their thumbs.”

How’d he do that on his flip phone.

Sixth grade? I would have figured he dropped out of first grade after progress reports but before the end of the first quarter.

14 years later, he probably still has that same phone.

How’d he become a jet pilot without schooling?