Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for October 02, 2021
Transcript:
Dynaman: Wait, so you never change your clothes Captain Victorious: Well, don't they get dirty?? Captain Victorious: No way! They're made of a space-age polymer that's self-cleaning and self-repairing! Also, I soak 'em in Old Spice. Dynaman: That'll take the edge off...
syzygy47 over 2 years ago
Hey, i use that polymer fabric too! Don’t be fooled by jealous people gaslighting you that have an “odour”.
basilisk Premium Member over 2 years ago
Marginally better than Axe, I suppose
LawrenceS over 2 years ago
The occasional stroll through the car wash helps too.
FassEddie over 2 years ago
So the bad guys smell him down the street.
knight1192a over 2 years ago
Same stuff Marty’s future jacket is made from in Back to the Future Part II. Bet it even includes a built in blow dryer.
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
smells just like grandpa…