Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for July 09, 2020
July 08, 2020
July 10, 2020
Transcript:
Brett: Hey! Fritz! Thanks for meeting me! Fritz: Sure thing, Brett. Brett: So, I wanted to renegotiate Hamhock's contract. Fritz: O-kayy... Brett: I'm thinking we just go ahead and give him 5% this year. Whaddya say? Fritz: Grrr... Brett: Well, *ahem* I guess I could go up to...6%? Fritz: Bark bark bark bark bark Brett: Let's just go ahead and make it 20%, whaddya say...? Fritz: I love the art of the deal...
whahoppened almost 4 years ago
Hmm!… Has Fritz had his shots?
Dragoncat almost 4 years ago
Man… I wish I had used that tactic when they had made me redundant.
WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Dang! No one ever told me to growl when negotiating a raise!
Plods with ...™ almost 4 years ago
Yep. Just yell at it. Seems to work.
knight1192a almost 4 years ago
And that’s why Ink Pen remains in buisness. If Fritz had someone more like him working for him instead of Bixby, it might be succesful too.