Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 08, 2020
May 07, 2020
May 09, 2020
Transcript:
Voice: Nobody move!! I've got a bomb!! Ralston: You gonna do something about the bomb? Captain Victorious: Nah, I wouldn't worry. Ralston: Why not? Captain Victorious: 'Cause a bomb can't hurt me. Ralston: Uh... what about everyone else? Captain Victorious: Oh yeah, they should worry.
awgiedawgie Premium Member about 4 years ago
Besides, it’s not like it’s real. Nobody goes into a bar and threatens the place with a real bomb. They just want to score free drinks.
P51Strega about 4 years ago
Cap, it will destroy your drink and all of the booze bottles!
Blackangus about 4 years ago
ChessPirate about 4 years ago
“If the bar is destroyed, you’ll have to find another place that gives you free drinks.”
“Hey you, yeah, you with the bomb, let’s you and me have a little heart-to-heart…”
Pharmakeus Ubik about 4 years ago
Forget about super intelligence and super empathy, he can’t even muster the average levels.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 4 years ago
This is how Trump feels about the coronavirus.