Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 21, 2020
Transcript:
Fritz: Bixby, get out of the garbage. Bixby: I'm a rat. I like garbage. Fritz: You're the public face of this company. I can't have you at the front desk smelling like trash! Bixby: Fritz, I work with the unemployed! I have to smell like this to drown out the overwhelming stench of despair! Fritz: "Stench of despair"? Bixby: Like a tear-soaked bathrobe filled with Cheez Whiz. Just plain awful...
PoodleGroomer about 4 years ago
Unwashed Comicon costumes…
TurbosDad about 4 years ago
Eww. Smell that smell…
WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago
“ people of a certain class smell like radish, or a boiled rag” Mr. Park, Parasite
cuzinron47 about 4 years ago
Your stench is adding to the despair.
knight1192a about 4 years ago
Fritz, having Bixby as the company’s face oughta have you terrified.
Blackangus about 4 years ago
having walked into a temp place long ago in my career, I can’t say Bixby is totally wrong….