Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 07, 2019
December 06, 2019
December 08, 2019
Transcript:
Ralston: Look at these job offers: anvil retailer...tnt distributor...noose factory? Why are these the only kind of clients I attract? Bixby: People like to see nerds get beat up. Ralston: But I'm classy! Who's getting all the classy gigs? Bixby: You don't wanna know. Captain Victory: Tonight on Masterpiece Theater: "The Magnificient Ambersons:. Hey, I think we fought the Hulk together once! Good times...
knight1192a over 4 years ago
I’M SHOCKED!!!! I would have expected him to have a bubble pipe.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Sounds like his job is with Acme Toon Supplies.
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
Trompe l’oeil tunnel painting service.
The Sinistral Bassist Premium Member over 4 years ago
Hahaha this is perfect
whelan_jj over 4 years ago
Same with human actors. The dumbest seem to get the roles of intelligent people and the intelligent actors get the roles of dolts.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
No offers to ride on top of tall semis as “low bridge spotters?”