Francis by Patrick J. Marrin for October 14, 2019

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    finkd  over 4 years ago

    No, Elvis was not a cardinal because, to him, it would have felt like a demotion.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Elvis is a cat and a broadcast journalist belonging to Georgia Dunn.

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    craigwestlake  over 4 years ago

    I used to think the tabloids were just garbage, but then MIB showed me just how fine was their journalism…

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    oakie817  over 4 years ago

    Elvis very often repeated a statement whenever he was asked about being the king of rock & roll, there are two interviews on youtube…he hung his head and very fervently stated “there is only one king, sir, and His Name Is Jesus” … he was missing at one concert when his opening music began…his crew finally found him on his knees in the men’s room praying…it was revealed to me that when he arrived in Heaven, Jesus and the Apostles were at the Gate with a sign stating “Heaven Welcomes the King of Rock and Roll”

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    Elvis has been a vampire since 1967. He faked his weight gain then faked his death so he can live free and at times be an Elvis impersonator.

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    Display  over 4 years ago

    Elvis lives in a nursing home with JFK.

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