Tom Toles for September 24, 2019

Every time I think he’s surely as low as he can get… He goes lower. Which assuredly requires digging.

I’m starting to think that Trump is in competition with McConnell. Trump is trying to find something that McConnell won’t accept.

Donnie apparently has no ability whatsoever to suss future consequence. So keep digging Donnie, keep digging. Not that PяesiDuиce Veяy S. Geиius can imagine it, but the sides of that hole will soon collapse on him. Won’t that be so sad…

But it’s only collusion if it’s secret or illegal cooperation or conspiracy, especially in order to cheat or deceive others. Oops, Mr. President, looks like we have a problem!

Check out the Borowitz Report at the New Yorker, even Nixon is wondering…hilarious!

“First Rule of Holes: If you get in one, stop digging.” Donald Rumsfeld

The PM from Britain was found to BREAK THE LAW in a swift decision….if only we had that pleasure of justice in America! SC is bought and paid for, and corrupted by GOP! Wake up America! We are all being screwed by the blatant thieves in congress and the WH!

After all the trouble he’s going through to dirty up Biden, it would serve him right to face Warren in the election.

Trump must be really worried if he goes to these lengths.

The thing is, the Biden family should be investigated. The son of the U.S. VP being a director for Ukraine’s largest gas producer? What experience or education did he have for that role? Shades of Kushner. Looks hinky to me.

However, were either the father or son found guilty of anything, I think any sentence should be withheld until the same sentence is applied to Trump and Kushner. Enough of this habit of hammer blows to any Democrat even accused of anything, while Trump et al carry on with no action.

https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2019/may/07/viral-image/fact-checking-joe-biden-hunter-biden-and-ukraine/

Trump saying Zelensky is, or may be, corrupt is beyond laughable. Withholding allocated aid to the Ukraine before his little chat with the Ukrainian president was not to apply any pressure, of course. Did not the “Chosen One” say, “I wouldn’t do that.” (Of course, he said that after he had done it.) Rather like the payment of Hush Money to a prostitute over an encounter that he said never happened.

Is it symbolic that the Orange Fuhrer is depicted as larger than the elephant??

Trump, Biden, Warren and Sanders should not be running for president for the same reason: They’re too damn old. Septugenaritans should be thinking about retirement, not taking on one of the toughest jobs in the world.

Nancy gave a deadline of Thursday, Trump will blow it off.

They’ve hit rock bottom, and started to dig!

Keep digging; maybe unearth an electric chair.

Maybe they can dig their way to China and stay there.

Notice that Tom Toles has the elephant in the hole too, digging with him. So true, all the Repubs are backing him up!

His Q minions are saying that the Ukraine news was just a “White Hat” plant that the Democrats fell for and with “officials” from Ukraine saying it isn’t so (also claim to have “proof”) and that this current event with Democrat/Deep State paid “child actors” protesting about climate change is their way to drawn attention away from them since the whistle-blower report is now fake and is blowing up in their faces. Whatever tRump is feeding these people they sure will do or say anything to coverup for their “lord and master’s” wrongdoings. They keep chanting “lock her up” when they are the ones that need to be locked up in a padded cell.

Time to get a truck load of boulders and fill in the hole.

I am so ready to have A-Hoe trump out of office.