Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 24, 2011

Does it count that they don’t talk to you?

They should of let him go alone so something bad might happen to him.

Fink I would even go to the bathroom alone if I were you.

The humble beginnings of the Secret Service.

Looks a bit crowded to me King, but………

When you have many death threats as you do King, be thankful that your surrounded by devoted guards willing to die for you.

They aren’t there to protect him. They want to see the carnage first hand.

Keep a low profile, Fink. I mean, don’t get too high. I mean don’t rise to the top. I mean, don’t look down on anyone. I mean—-aw heck, I’m being beheaded, aren’t I? Still taller than you Fink.

Aren’t those guys supposed to protect him where they can’t be seen?

Easier to protect him where he can’t be seen.

You know you’re a popular leader when it takes a 4 guard detail to keep you safe in your own courtyard.

Mebby they’re just getting him outta sight so they can use those spears without interuption. Nah, they’re not that smart.

Lewreader: Don’t sell the fink short- men of his stature are hard to come by. I mean, it’s easy to overlook his good qualities. Don’t belittle him! (he’s doing a good enough job of that himself)…

I just realized that when Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels - the “before” picture in an elevator shoes commercial - is elected President next year WE will have a President Fink!