Clay Jones for September 10, 2019

If it’s from NOAA, it’s probably fake news.

Can we keep him out on the course, under a nice tall tree, in a thunderstorm.

Clay, this sounds exactly like something he’d pull. Bravo!

Don’t worry, it will probably hit Colorado. Since it is a blue state and none of his golf courses are there, he wouldn’t care anyway.

Nice Russia hat.

Do it quick before it hits Montgomery and Birmingham.

Funny, I joked about the potus and a sharknado on twitter!

Where are those gators we let loose……..

Naw, it’s “Fake News” since he’s NEVER HEARD of a Category 5 storm before…. and if HE’S never heard of something, it CAN’T exist, since he knows EVERYTHING about EVERYTHING!!! Just ask him… (sheesh… what an a-hole…)

Darn. I had replaced “jumped the shark” with “jumped the Sharknado”. Now I have to change it to “jumped the nuclear Sharknado”.

Yeah, we have thousands of nukes, drop a few, no one will miss them, will they?

Trump: Hey, tell NOAA CAT 5 hurricanes don’t exist because I say so. Now keep quiet while I tap in this hole in one.

For a second I thought he said the hurricane is now in Iowa. Just as good a chance as Alabama.

Well, we wouldn’t want him to have to declare another fake National Emergency.

Heh, an orange ball too. :D

Maybe Trump should challenge the Taliban to Putt Putt golf……

https://www.amazon.com/Your-Guts-You-Know-Nuts/dp/B01ISFW0QK

Here’s another way he might consider fighting the hurricane: https://ruinmyweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/funny-pic-dump-9-4-19-15.png