So this man goes to a talent booker and tells him he has a talking dog.
Man: What’s on top of a house?
Dog: Roof.
Man: What’s outside a tree?
Dog: Bark.
Man: Who was the greatest baseball player?
Dog: Ruth.
“This is ridiculous. Get out of here.” The booker kicks them both out.
Outside, the dog turned to the man and says, “Maybe I should have said DiMaggio.”
“And I work part-time for Bose as a sub-woofer.”
He’s all bark and no bite.
Arf, arf, arf…..good one! Want to see me play dead now?
In other words, he barks a lot.
“Lady and the Bartramp”.
Dan Thompson
pearlsbs over 4 years ago
So this man goes to a talent booker and tells him he has a talking dog.
Man: What’s on top of a house?
Dog: Roof.
Man: What’s outside a tree?
Dog: Bark.
Man: Who was the greatest baseball player?
Dog: Ruth.
“This is ridiculous. Get out of here.” The booker kicks them both out.
Outside, the dog turned to the man and says, “Maybe I should have said DiMaggio.”
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
“And I work part-time for Bose as a sub-woofer.”
tbubble over 4 years ago
He’s all bark and no bite.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Arf, arf, arf…..good one! Want to see me play dead now?
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
In other words, he barks a lot.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Lady and the Bartramp”.