Overboard by Chip Dunham for September 26, 2019

I’ll give him credit for making something resembling an effort, and for admitting that he sucks at it.

I thought that Louie was comforting the wife.

This, on the other hand is an example of poor Deckside manner. Bad Scratch.

Somehow it was apparently discovered that wild rice harvested for use as aglets could, in desperate famine conditions, actually be consumed and digested by humans. (Well, that’s my story.) Otherwise, leave it for the ducks.

Is the wife the ‘afl – ack’ duck?

Comfort is NOT Scratch’s line of work!

I think they eat dogs in China but has anyone ever eaten cats.

Ha Ha, I love Scratch, he rules :)

“Feed mayonnaise to the tuna fish…note to self, call Starkist.”

Good afternoon Crew!

At least you recognize the mistake you made, Scratch. Good evening Crew.

A motivational speaker, Scratch is not. Good try (in concept), though.

’Evening, Crew.