Ted Rall for February 14, 2011
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Hey young'uns! It's the 100th Anniversarry of Ronald Reagan's 100th birthday! Time to learn up about that dead dude all Republicans love love love: Ronald Reagan fun facts. Former actor Ronald Reagan advocated small government. When he left office, the federal government was half the size of ten times the size it was when he came in. After he died, a secret coven of GOP high priests broke into his corpse, ground it up, and sprinkled the bits into food and beverages fed to Republican political figures. Regan's positive, aw-shucks grin won over everyone, gays he let die by the thousands. (Man: Who can hate horrible bozo clownface?) Republicans are all about family values. But every Republican politician is allowed one fetish: Reagan!(Man 2: Mask.... hot...) (Woman: I love you, todderronnie!)
Frodo59 about 13 years ago
Thank you, Ted.
mattro65 about 13 years ago
One of the worst, yet most admired presidents ever. Check out the record of felonies committed by Reagan Administration employees. Start at the top.
walruscarver2000 about 13 years ago
The voter is a notoriously short sighted animal. He quickly forgets anything he does not personally witness and, due to the unique location of his head, rarely sees anything. The best example of this is the tendency of voters to blame the Great Deperssion on Herbert Hoover while heaping admiration on his immediate predecessor, Calvin Coolidge.
BrianCrook about 13 years ago
Who admires Calvin Coolidge, Walrus?
Historians now evaluate Ronald Reagan’s presidency as mediocre. Reagan accomplished some of what he wanted to do, but he bloated the government and the national debt while cutting back on social services, leaving us with many of today’s social problems: gun violence, homelessness, poor public education, children’s hunger, and millions lacking health care.
Motivemagus about 13 years ago
Ronald Reagan admired Coolidge, actually, Brian – he named him as his favorite president, adopted many of his positions (e.g., his belief that removing important constraints on the financial industry was a good thing), and napped every day just like him.
WarBush about 13 years ago
^I wonder if he admired Harding and Hoover as well.
BrianCrook about 13 years ago
Warcrime, Ronald Reagan certainly resembled Warren G. Harding in both intelligence and in presiding over an administration of criminal activity.
Thanks, Magus, for the reminder, but his admiration of Coolidge shows that Reagan was no student of history.
walruscarver2000 about 13 years ago
jm as usual you distort everything. If liberals are obsessed with W it is as a negative image, not, as the topic is, positive images.
Motivemagus about 13 years ago
Brian - oh, I don’t disagree with you. Coolidge got out of town before the crash he helped create. Reagan wasn’t that lucky, but managed to have another bounce before he left.
Kylop about 13 years ago
I’m surprised by the lack of response from the proReagan crowd. It thought it would be a larger number of people.
jaxaction about 13 years ago
the fiost American President to get on his knees before a foreign power, the QUEEN, who knighted him; SIR reagan, and LADY bush. As tories took over the Republican party, and did the bidding of the royals oil companies…see IRAQ, attack all Republican FORMS of Government, protect the Kingdoms and Queendoms with American capital and blood.
the “tail” wagging the dog has NOT stopped since, add the ‘sell-off” of U.S. assets at bankruptcy prices…Yes, they have done a fine job for the Queen(&BP) and HER assets. As the “tail” she DEMANDED ‘cuts cuts cuts” from her jewel encrusted carriage..and the gop “dogs” jumped up and fell right in line. FIRST AMERICAN PRESIDENT to get on his knees b4 the QUEEN, hell even FDR would not let them IN th e white house-kept them on the lawn.
Jaedabee Premium Member about 13 years ago
“If Conservatives are obsessed with Reagan, then liberals are obsessed with Bush.”
That makes no sense. If anything, the context of your sentence should be: “If Conservatives are obsessed with Clinton, then Liberals are obsessed with Bush.” There isn’t really a president that Liberals fawn over. Clinton may have been a Democrat who managed the center and produced a surplus, but he also signed DOMA and DADT into law.Wasn’t there some “Family Values” Congresswoman who said “Praise Ronald Reagan” forgetting that he was a Divorcee?
alcors3 about 13 years ago
As a conservative I find the drivel on this page unworthy of a response. Oops
corcho99 about 13 years ago
AT LEAST HE NOT WRITING ABOUT EGYPT!!
OmqR-IV.0 about 13 years ago
corcho99 shouted, wetting himself with relief, 41 minutes ago “AT LEAST HE NOT WRITING ABOUT EGYPT!!”
Sorry to burst your bubble mate, Rall published one on the 9th. And on the 7th. and on the 4th…
Motivemagus about 13 years ago
My, churchill, seems that liberals are the only ones being splenetic today…
WarBush about 13 years ago
^I thought it was the viagra.
crit74 about 13 years ago
100th anniversary of his 100th birthday would be 200 years; either way, he’s still dead.