Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for September 03, 2019

In Spanish the word for the jack you use to change a tire is called “gato”. I suppose because of the long bar and short jack—like a cat and its tail.

Looks like what happens when I have to use my finger to sign a credit card display.

Jack of all trades…….

I can see the smoke coming out of Google Translate’s ears.

Lorem illegibum.

I presume he’s dressed for his job of dismantling things.