The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for September 06, 2019

Sakura would make a great spin master.

Sakura? Is that a Japanese dog?

Ah, but did you get the squeaker?

Take the toy, cut it into pieces and give the dog a piece a day to destroy. Then you get a tiny bit of your monies worth from the toy or go for total cheap and give them a stick everyday. :)

Every dog we’ve ever had gutted the toy and then carried around the pelt.

I don’t care if my dog would destroy his toys, the problem is he tries to eat whatever bits he can pull off. Needless to say he only gets a few very specialized toys that cannot be pulled apart.

You said it’s a toy, and that’s the game he plays with it. It’s like a coloring book – color all the pages once and it’s done. Next?

Sakura must be a combat engineer.

Destroyed in 2 second! I think we have a new record.

Sakura is likely a Papillon

I think to a dog a toy is not a toy but prey. And prey must be hunted down and killed. That shaking thing they do with a toy is mimicking breaking its neck.

This is like when hipster chefs dump a bunch of stuff on a plate and call it a ‘deconstructed sandwich.’