Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for March 18, 2024

If you’re immortal, how do you know?

Elon would never go for it, he’d never be caught dead in a Toyota SUV.

It is already available on cable channels at 2 am.

Sounds like a good plan, until you’re old.

You’d be all set, as long as you left yourself money, land and didn’t lose your head …… ;)

If they are truly immortal, can they be killed by the sword?