Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for April 07, 2021
April 06, 2021
April 08, 2021
Transcript:
"I need a fortress of solitude. Y'know, like Superman." "A place to unwind and forget about the troubles of the world. It doesn't need to be made of crystals like Superman's. It could be made of...I dunno...chocolate? Yeah, that's it, chocolate." "That would be one delicious fortress. Ooh, y'know what else is delicious? Bacon. Maybe my fortress should be made of bacon. Why not both? How sweet would a fortress made of chocolate and bacon be?" "I could call it the fortress of choco-bacon." "Please don't."
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member about 3 years ago
…makes me wish for a CBLT. Okay, without the LT.
PuppyPapa about 3 years ago
Many years before the Man of Steel flew, Professor Clark “Doc” Savage, Jr., the Man of Bronze, maintained a Fortress of Solitude in the Arctic.
It is NOT a coincidence that Mr Kent’s first name was “Clark”.
winston5610 about 3 years ago
Hamburgers. Imagine a castle made of White Castles! “The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle. The Chalice with the palace has the brew that is true….”