Cow and Boy Classics by Mark Leiknes for September 08, 2020
September 07, 2020
September 09, 2020
Transcript:
"After college I think I'm going to take a year off and backpack through Europe." "I want to get to know the world." "I'll only stay in hostels and eat what I can scrounge or what others offer. I'll take my time and learn how different cultures live and relate to one another. I will gain a new perspective on life and form a set of ideals on which to live my own life." "Eventually my travels will take me back home. Over time I'll get a job, get married, have 2.5 kids, get a mortgage and two SUVs, and slowly forget whatever ideals I picked up in Europe. I'll panic to myself off and on for about 10 years, and then ultimately find some level of happiness knowing I probably had no real choice in anything anyway." "Well, send me a postcard." "I will."
J Short almost 4 years ago
Probably, get married right out of high school, and the both of you will work at a carpet factory, breathing bad air; developing lung problems. You’ll have 5 kids in a row, which you can’t afford; two which will end up being full blown criminals. You’ll play video games and drink 2 cases of beer every weekend. Your wife will end up having an affair with the line boss at the carpet factory. You’ll get divorced, and your wife will get most of your stuff. You’ll finally end up a meth head living under an overpass.-The End
jgreathead almost 4 years ago
Grim.
mi_sbs almost 4 years ago
Before having those 25 kids, he better read The Grizwells todays, which would be especially true if he means “kids” as in “baby goats”