Man approaches the library desk loudly saying, “I’d like to order a cheeseburger.” Librarian, annoyed, whispers back harshly, “Sir, this is a library!” Man looks about him and whispers very quietly, “I’m so sorry. I’d like to order a cheeseburger.”
“HUK” as in: “huk a milkshake at a car.”
If you ever drop your keys in a river of molten lava, let ‘em go, ’cause, man, they’re gone. Jack Handey, in Deeper Thoughts : All New, All Crispy (1993)
A rare instance where Thompson played it completely straight, about humor without humor. Very well written and, of course, drawn.
TRUE STORY: Man goes to local doctor complaining of dizziness. Is prescribed med. Still complains of dizziness. Doctor explains that is one of the side-effects of med. Man says to doctor, “You’re not very good at this, are you.”
I SAID, “Does anyone have to go before we left.”
I wish the last line had been, “Hurry back. I gotta be somewhere.”
Could this be a story arc?
His hand pose is just too perfect.
There is still the possible outcome that is the disintegration of the Republican party.