F Minus by Tony Carrillo for August 15, 2019

Flawless. Looks like cartoon grass.

i think they should build houses with astro-turf……

Doesn’t he know there’s already a plastic bush forming next to the house?

You’ll never get rid of it; no herbicide is effective against invasive fake lawn.

First, you’ll need to dig out all those invasive silk plants.

OY!

For the look of a real lawn, get some plastic dandelions.

He should be careful. There is a giant tribble hiding around the corner of his house!

I wonder if his furniture is upholstered with organic Naugahyde?

Pave the lot… it’s easier to keep clean.