I came home from college once and my mother was alone vacuuming like the cartoon. She had no idea I was within a hundred miles. I snuck up behind her and poked her in both sides going “gotcha gotcha gotcha”. Its a miracle she didn’t either have a heart attack or beat me to death with the vacuum!!
Charles Barr Premium Member over 4 years ago
Or he could retreat to the doughnut shop.
jagedlo over 4 years ago
should have put in the full day, Ralph!
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
I know how he should get her attention. He should try to raid the refrigerator.
Sportymonk over 4 years ago
Hiding behind the sofa isn’t making it any better.
Sportymonk over 4 years ago
I came home from college once and my mother was alone vacuuming like the cartoon. She had no idea I was within a hundred miles. I snuck up behind her and poked her in both sides going “gotcha gotcha gotcha”. Its a miracle she didn’t either have a heart attack or beat me to death with the vacuum!!
1953Baby over 4 years ago
I forget—what does Ralph do for a living?
davanden over 4 years ago
This is her fault, Ralph; except that it’s always the man’s fault.
oldsmkysyvr over 4 years ago
Shuffle across the carpet from behind her and give her a static shock with a finger to her ear.
bloodykate over 4 years ago
LOL!
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
That’s sound reasoning, for Ralph.
DebUSNRet Premium Member over 4 years ago
Thanks all for the Drabble history!
tinstar over 4 years ago
Nature abhors a vacuum.