Wow – good stuff, but I’m glad I already had my freshly-brewed espresso in hand! That’s why the publisher rejected it; after that first paragraph, the entire staff left in search of the most perfect brew in the land … very disruptive to busy work schedules, don’t ya know?
lopaka almost 5 years ago
Decaffeinated? – beautiful but so tragic prose
almost 5 years ago
Seems pretty good to me, Penguin.
Neo Stryder almost 5 years ago
I… don’t get it.
katina.cooper almost 5 years ago
Maybe a dragon can rescue him before he does get decaffeinated.
Breadboard almost 5 years ago
Penguin put it out on You Tube. See how many visits you get ;-)
GSD Mom Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Wow – good stuff, but I’m glad I already had my freshly-brewed espresso in hand! That’s why the publisher rejected it; after that first paragraph, the entire staff left in search of the most perfect brew in the land … very disruptive to busy work schedules, don’t ya know?
Sentient Cheeseburger almost 5 years ago
Make it a real book, please!
dialyn Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I liked it….but then I adore puns.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Write what you know.
A v a c l o u g h over 4 years ago
;-; bruh
Mx Crazy Cat Person over 4 years ago
I’d read penguin’s book
SexyFish13 over 3 years ago
Bean.
Cheems over 3 years ago
Uh………..
Beluga Jr over 2 years ago
I am sugar rush because scemer
Proxima_Nova about 1 year ago
I would have read that.