Didn’t a butcher do the first recorded caesaeran (sp) birth – where both mother and child survived?
Milan, Mo. years ago re my father in law: Man (wearing gun) walks into barber shop and asked for a shave, but if you nick me, I’ll shoot you! One barber takes him up, and when done he says you were very brave to take up that offer! Oh, not really, if I’d nicked you I’d just went ahead and cut your throat!
hawgowar over 4 years ago
I think I’ve had a haircut there.
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
He will surely be a cut above the rest.
sandpiper over 4 years ago
Only if he was taller
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Chop chop,
ptnjbrown over 4 years ago
He won’t last long if he doesn’t know the difference between chew the fat and trim the fat.
llong65 over 4 years ago
well barbers use to pull teeth and do minor surgery.
mfrasca over 4 years ago
Razor, razor, cut, cut, blood, spurt, artery, murder…!
alien011 over 4 years ago
“I got a new haircut yesterday.” – “You’ll definitely win that lawsuit.”
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
Ah, the ancestor of Sweeny Todd…
tuslog1964 over 4 years ago
Didn’t a butcher do the first recorded caesaeran (sp) birth – where both mother and child survived?
Milan, Mo. years ago re my father in law: Man (wearing gun) walks into barber shop and asked for a shave, but if you nick me, I’ll shoot you! One barber takes him up, and when done he says you were very brave to take up that offer! Oh, not really, if I’d nicked you I’d just went ahead and cut your throat!
brklnbern over 4 years ago
I’m going elsewhere.