And the magic trick to ensure copier problems Is to wear white or any light color to work. It may start out as a paper jam but inevitably toner becomes involved too.
You know that scene in “Office Space” (one of my favorite movies) where they take the printer out in the field and beat the bejeezus out of it?….I always felt really sorry for that little printer :-(
There is a circuit built into copiers, printers and other office equipment that can sense the desperation of the human needing the machine to function properly and thus the greater the need of the human the greater the probability of the machine breaking down.
I used to work for Xerox doing tech support…you should sacrifice a chicken or an annoying co worker periodically to the dark printer xerographic gods. Or try and restart it when you pull the paper out to reset the sensors. Which ever is easier.
katina.cooper almost 5 years ago
And then, you can hear copy machine say, “What’s in it for me? I DO like that very expensive toner and the better quality paper, HUMAN”.
arolarson Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And the magic trick to ensure copier problems Is to wear white or any light color to work. It may start out as a paper jam but inevitably toner becomes involved too.
terra.cripe almost 5 years ago
You know that scene in “Office Space” (one of my favorite movies) where they take the printer out in the field and beat the bejeezus out of it?….I always felt really sorry for that little printer :-(
Perkycat almost 5 years ago
It’s a waste of time to have an argument with an inanimate object………but it feels SO good!
Mr. Impatient almost 5 years ago
Stupid printers…
Teto85 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
There is a circuit built into copiers, printers and other office equipment that can sense the desperation of the human needing the machine to function properly and thus the greater the need of the human the greater the probability of the machine breaking down.
LisaMarieWills over 2 years ago
I used to work for Xerox doing tech support…you should sacrifice a chicken or an annoying co worker periodically to the dark printer xerographic gods. Or try and restart it when you pull the paper out to reset the sensors. Which ever is easier.
LisaMarieWills 10 months ago
I used to work for Xerox in tech support…I am pretty sure you are more right in the third panel. Printers are of the devil.