Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 28, 2020
May 27, 2020
May 29, 2020
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! best entertainment - genetically modified corn races, frederick county. depend aarp geritol polident winnebago worst handicraft - corporate sponsored quiltmaking, anne arundel county. worst entertainment - squinto the wan-dering astigmatic stiltwalker & his flaming yo-yos, montgomery county. most overflowing trashcan into which you can still wedge just one more paper cup - fauquier county. kid 1: put it in gear! kid 2: huh? worst competion - junior division tractor push, prince george's county. he's on his break he's got a temper prod the carny 3 prods $1 - worst midway game of skill - prod the carny, arlington county.
well-i-never almost 4 years ago
And all allow six feet of distancing! The fair is still on!
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
My favorite is the THINGS WE FOUND ON THE ROADSIDE AND DROPPED IN THE DEEP FRYER booth.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
There used to be (is) a major Tractor Pull in the county where I worked.
I hear Squinto was arrested for Reckless Endangerment and had to give up his act….
dlklabunde almost 4 years ago
Proto-Dill steering the tractor