Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 23, 2020

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-advertisement- planning a long car trip with the kids? you'll need- 5 cd set the bee in the car goes buzz buzz buzz songs of travel for children bee in the car over 300 sing-along songs, including- are we there yet? the pinching song whining across the u.s.a. on the road again (chipmunks remix) the skippingpingpingping cd larry the toll booth guy the back of daddy's head (is big & fat & red) how much farther now? my li'l bladder (goes kablam!) one more peep a million cows live in ohio (the counting song) the bee in the car 4'33" (the john cage song) are we there yet? (reprise) 5 cd's only $2995 send cash only to: mr. richard thompson richard's poor almanac c/o this publisher hurry! this offer expires right now! kid: larry the toll booth guy ate much pizza pie, he gained so much weight that he's blocking the gate and nobody can get by! toll guy: what?