Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 08, 2019
October 07, 2019
October 09, 2019
Transcript:
restaurant closings the following establishments have been closed for health code violations. ice cream 346 flavors ice cream - several suspicious flavors (spongesqueezins, maybeberry, death by vanilla, thingy & countercop) listed merely to boost the total to 346. lugubrio's since 1904 lugubrio's - grim edifice & decay-ing waitstaff prompted patron complaints of anxiety & depression. also, gaping hole blown through salad bar sneezeguard. mughraibhnaorheach mughraibhnaorheach - undeter-minable ethnicity - scandinavian? gaelic? urdu? plus most dishes on menu contain gravel, silt or pumice. homerule authentic d.c. cuisine homerule authentic d.c. cuisine - there is no such thing, not since they closed down all the "little taverns."
well-i-never over 4 years ago
P.J. Piehole’s squeaks by again!
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Bar rag icecream’s high alcohol content leaves it soft and drippy if they run out of liquid nitrogen. It is a work in progress
chromosome Premium Member over 4 years ago
The third one is Elbonian. See Dilbert comics.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
If only he’d have listed the other 341 flavors…
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Was Lugubrio’s owned by the Addams Family?
Who did P.J. Piehole’s pay off?