Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 24, 2019
September 23, 2019
September 25, 2019
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! best entertainment -genetically modified corn races, frederick county. worst handicraft - corporate sponsored quiltmaking, anne arundel county. depend aarp geritol polident winnebago worst entertainment - squinto the wandering astigmatic stiltwalker & his flaming yo-yos, montgomery county. man: hey! most overflowing trashcan into which you can still wedge just one more paper cup - fauquier county. kid 1: put it in gera! kid 2: huh? worst competion - junior division tractor push, prince georges county. he's on the break he's got a temper prod the carny 3 prods $1 - worst midway game of skill - prod the carny, arlington county.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
Genetically modified corn hears better after you get the hair out of its ears.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
A quilt made from Depends? Yikes!
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Flaming yoyos? Prodded angry carny?, Really-little kids driving big tractors?
I am not, not, not attending this County Fair. It’s hazardous to your health!