Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for September 17, 2019

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hey dad! time to mow the lawn father's day fun page but first try to find these lost items - a soccer shoe, a trowel, a badminton racket, some kind of barbie doll thing, a hula hoop, the tv remote, that elcectric drill chuck key you've been looking for, your sense of purpose, your self-confidence, just one minute of peace & quiet, any feeling of forward momentum in life at all, i don't know.... is there any beer? do not write in this space place beer here it's your father's day fun page beer coaster! kid's korner mantis 1: hey dad, where's your head? mantis 2: i don't know. ask your mother. by billy, age 10 1/2, camp springs md