Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 11, 2019
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restaurant closings the following establishments were closed for health code violations. p.j. piehole's- ketchup accidentally married to the mayonnaise. gas'n'go-smash'n'grab foodmart- super unleaded from pump #3 contaminated by hot dog water. reflux- closed for acid backup. spongebrain cowpat's house o'beef- closed for aesthetic reasons.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Petey must have complained about P.J. Piehole’s.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago
I miss SC’s.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ketchup and mayo mixed? Isn’t that the secret sauce at many institutions?
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Every closing reason is aesthetic to somebody (especially if they are debilitated by a Mad Cow or something of that ilk)….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
Spongebrains meats with more brains.