[Translated from roars] “I’m a provider, woman. See these jaws? You know how much fresh game I’ve caught in these? I’ve raised 13 different litters with these jaws. Would have raised 14 had my last wife not fallen asleep on guard duty and let those damn feathered egg thieves into our nest. Don’t go talking smack about my parenting skills.”
Thomas R. Williams almost 5 years ago
Antediluvian spouse
poopsypoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
At least they reach the plate!!!
garcalej almost 5 years ago
[Translated from roars] “I’m a provider, woman. See these jaws? You know how much fresh game I’ve caught in these? I’ve raised 13 different litters with these jaws. Would have raised 14 had my last wife not fallen asleep on guard duty and let those damn feathered egg thieves into our nest. Don’t go talking smack about my parenting skills.”