I too vote for Captain Of The Black Raven, but he’s the one who always plies me with alcohol and joins me in drink. If you have seen him in his cups…now that is scary. The color scheme in my house is a product of his drunken forays and has caused grown men to back away in terror. And unfortunately he is always accompanied by his motley crew.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Feared by those who wish to escape matrimony..
GM, Rhoda!
leakysqueaky712 over 13 years ago
The Love Boat Capt. feared??
MontanaLady over 13 years ago
Snicker!
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
leakysqueaky712, notice he’s the 4,226th-feared captain. He’s probably ranked below Crunch and Kangaroo.
cdward over 13 years ago
^Cap’n Crunch is #4. Feared by dentists everywhere.
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
I always feared Captain Janeway.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Factoring in the divorce rate, I’d say Cap’n Stubing was pretty bleeep scary!
steelersneo over 13 years ago
“The Looooooove Boat……soon will be making another ruuuuun…….The Loooooove Boat………..promises something for everyoooooone!!!!
Sandfan over 13 years ago
That bleeep in my post was d-a-r-n. That is profanity?
corzak over 13 years ago
Captain Bligh was certainly more feared than Captain Cook. Cook was honored and even loved for his great explorations and discoveries.
I would replace “Captain Cook” with “Captain and Tennille”.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Captain Kirk was pretty scary in that mirror universe.
Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago
sandfan I’ve had that bleeped on me too. How are we supposed to have a discussion on mending socks anyway?
Comics.com, so squeaky clean you need euphemisms for euphemisms.
Paula over 13 years ago
Da*n was bleeped? Well how about ‘dang?’ Does that work? The captain was pretty dang scary.
mik1123 over 13 years ago
what? No mention of Captain and Tenille scarrrrrry
catqueen over 13 years ago
And what about Captain Beefheart?
momazilla over 13 years ago
How about the captian of the Exon Valdez? He scares me.
gofinsc over 13 years ago
Out of 4,226!
No Captain Nemo? “Got a whale of a tale to tell you lads, a whale of a tale or two!”
ponytail56 over 13 years ago
how about the captain of the pequod captain ahab
commicaddict over 13 years ago
AAAARRRRRRRRRR!! And what of me, th’ cap’n o’ th’ Black Raven?? Ye scurvy dog! I be th’ most feared cap’n in me own neck o’ th’ woods!
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Instead of the Jolly Roger, Stubing’s flag is the Happy Hour Gopher.
x_Tech over 13 years ago
The Dread Pirate Roberts in that list anywhere?
Shikamoo Premium Member over 13 years ago
I vote for Captain of the Black Raven too!
cleokaya over 13 years ago
I too vote for Captain Of The Black Raven, but he’s the one who always plies me with alcohol and joins me in drink. If you have seen him in his cups…now that is scary. The color scheme in my house is a product of his drunken forays and has caused grown men to back away in terror. And unfortunately he is always accompanied by his motley crew.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 13 years ago
I tried to post this about 3 hours ago, but here goes AGAIN:
There is no pirate more fearsome than the captain of the Black Raven. (Besides, he has the best seafood and rum of any pirate on the seven seas.)
cleo who are you calling “motley”? I resemble, uh, I mean, resent that remark, sir!