Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 18, 2019

There’s no escaping the jungle detective you city crooks!

John Clayton, P.I.

Not so much the blood as the splash.

Smash the cameras and phones. When they say they will call the police, just look at them, laugh and walk away.

Or worse, leave them to their silly money and things. Tarzan has what he needs, clean air, exercise, food, no tv, no internet. He is the winner!

And they left foot prints. Shouldn’t take Sherlock or Peroit to match those.

Ok everyone hand check, will smell for hyena spoor.

Ray is the only one without a shirt. The pro wrestler, he’s definitely the only guy who would try to take Tarzan on. So my CLUES tell me its Ray, on the cliff, with a rock. Only trouble: nobody’s dead yet. But there’s more to come.

Are they getting all this on camera? This is going to captivate the audience way more than the original concept.

Ohh! Even better at deduction than Columbo, Monk, or the IRS!

Forget the 5 mil, suckers, Somebody’s going down for homicide by hyena blood!

Those are the strangest looking insects ever.