A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks,how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, andI was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a sharkbit my leg off." “Wow!” said the seaman. “What about your hook”? “Well”, replied the pirate,“We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of theenemy cut my hand off." “Incredible!” remarked the seaman. “How did you get the eye patch”?“A seagull pooped in me eye,” replied the pirate. How could You loose your eye to a seagulldropping?,the sailor asked. “Well,” said the pirate, “it was my first day with my hook”
almost 5 years ago
That’s a pretty good joke.
blunebottle almost 5 years ago
aaand, his parrot has one, too.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Any transplants on you? Arrrrgh, me peg, me hook, me patch, me bifocal, me parrot, ……….
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
Someone needs to explain to the bird that that’s not how birds are supposed to tweet.
Vet Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I seen the new patch. Multiple openings……called a progressive patch.
BrookFan almost 5 years ago