Bad Machinery by John Allison for September 27, 2019

She had Humphrey because with three kids, you get a washer/dryer. With four they throw in a barbecue grill!

“Shauna, having you was the best thing I ever did. We got moved into a house!”

Sometimes this woman scared me.

In looking back at the beginning of this story (May 7), I was reminded that it’s called The Case Of The Missing Piece. What does this refer to?

I guess Shauna likes her “Knickers” hoodie-Ella should confiscate it.

So….if he’s just a sperm donor, why is he paying child support?

Love P3: Live, laugh, love, Paint!

I…have doubts that was ACTUALLY her plan and that she didn’t just decide that was what it was after the fact, but…it’s the thought that counts?

Whatever, just so long as they’re both happy with the results, I guess.

Knickers huh?

Shauna! Pull your knickers up so we don’t see your plumber’s crack!!