Bad Machinery by John Allison for May 17, 2019

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 5 years ago

    What do you say to a goddess? “Instruct me in your worship.”

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    ajmsdca  almost 5 years ago

    Cause zebras will kill your ass, that’s why. And then kick you into paste

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    Tom_Tildrum  almost 5 years ago

    Perhaps a signal that Sonny swings a different direction?

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    jonesbeltone  almost 5 years ago

    This is the real reason behind arranged marriages. Throw the kids together and let them complain to each other.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
    Goddess? Linton is such a romantic!
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    GaryCooper  almost 5 years ago

    “You told us you’d kissed loads of girls on holiday.”

    “I might have remembered that wrong.”

    Yeah, that goes for me, too.

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    pam Miner  almost 5 years ago

    Was the Zebra comment a diversion or was it what he thinks Linton should use as a pickup line?

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    CougarAllen  almost 5 years ago

    Riding Newman the Zebra

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph8Vag9VxRU

    Your mileage may vary. That striped tail is cute, though.

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    garcalej  almost 5 years ago

    “How come everyone seems to have a girlfriend except me?”

    I don’t know, Linton. Maybe cause it’s you?

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    poopsypoo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Sonny hasn’t answered. He’s ducking the issue. What’s up with him?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    IN the Dreamlands you can only ride zebras or shantaks. Don’t go near the latter. Night-Gaunts are no better unless you are a ghoul.

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    MCProfessor  almost 5 years ago

    I remember being in Linton’s situation, thinking that no girl would find me interesting.

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