If the Devil buys or has bought Tiny’s soul, the contract had better be iron clad and the Devil should plan on being tied up in court for a long time when Tiny decides to renege. After reading what I just wrote it occurs to me that Lawyers might just be that fabled spawn of the Devil, and so Tiny is lost.
Ah c’mon, Clay, you’re a better investigative cartoonist (?) than that?
Gotta admit this old geezer doesn’t get the Beetlejuice reference as to Trump (strong familiarity with the red giant star Betelgeuse and the culture reference to Beetlejuice, but not the connection to Trump — help, please, from younger, more savvy media types?).
But the Diet Coke symbology? Got it.
Trump says he does not drink alcohol.
Trump says a lot of things. Most of them prove to be lies. He says he doesn’t drink. All we have on that is Trump’s history of lying on an unprecedented scale.
If Trump says he just drinks Diet Cokes? That means he is drinking Coke and rum.
Or give the gut the benefit of the doubt (as if there was any doubt).
He doesn’t do alcohol.
LSD, PCP, methamphetamine — none of those would require consumption of alcohol.
But of course, cocaine or Adderall would be a far better match in explaining the fake “president’s” constant sniffing and disconnect from reality or even being able to read off the TelePrompTer that he whined about Obama using (even though Obama used a TelePrompTer a fraction of how much Trump does, just as Obama golfed a tiny fraction of how much Trump golfs — you know, the liar who said he would be too busy to golf if elected — and some gullible suckers are so stupid and mindless they actually fell for that scam).
Watching tonight’s news, there was a bit about the shooting in the Chabad in San Diego. It showed the Rabbi speaking on the phone with T rump who signs off by saying take care, Reverend to him. A Rabbi is not a Reverend.
The point is that if you look at what conservatives say to each other, as opposed to what they pretend to believe, it becomes clear that contempt for middle America is much more prevalent on the right than on the left. And this contempt is reflected in the right’s policy agenda, which would badly hurt the people it claims to consider the only real Americans.
I know that this will be a hard point to get across. Indeed, I’m sure that some people in the heartland will take any effort to convince them that they’re being misled as just another example of liberal disrespect. But all Americans, wherever they live, deserve to be told the truth.
The only reason that Agent Orange hasn’t keeled over from a massive heart attack is that God and Satan are fighting over his soul. Neither one wants it, and they want the OTHER one to have it! God won’t allow anyone THAT PURELY EVIL into Heaven, and Satan doesn’t want that much competition for the control of Hell.
I’ve been wondering for awhile if some of Trump’s henchmen are slipping drugs into his system that he doesn’t know about. Long before that, I was wondering if some of the passive-aggressive people in his administration deliberately feed him nonsense, knowing he will repeat it in public and look like a damn imbecile (at least, to intelligent people). This gets back at Trump for the terrible way he treats them, with his constant insults and temper tantrums, and also gives them cheap laughs. I can’t prove either theory, but they would explain a lot of things…..
brwydave Premium Member almost 5 years ago
If the Devil buys or has bought Tiny’s soul, the contract had better be iron clad and the Devil should plan on being tied up in court for a long time when Tiny decides to renege. After reading what I just wrote it occurs to me that Lawyers might just be that fabled spawn of the Devil, and so Tiny is lost.
DD Wiz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Ah c’mon, Clay, you’re a better investigative cartoonist (?) than that?
Gotta admit this old geezer doesn’t get the Beetlejuice reference as to Trump (strong familiarity with the red giant star Betelgeuse and the culture reference to Beetlejuice, but not the connection to Trump — help, please, from younger, more savvy media types?).
But the Diet Coke symbology? Got it.
Trump says he does not drink alcohol.
Trump says a lot of things. Most of them prove to be lies. He says he doesn’t drink. All we have on that is Trump’s history of lying on an unprecedented scale.
If Trump says he just drinks Diet Cokes? That means he is drinking Coke and rum.
Or give the gut the benefit of the doubt (as if there was any doubt).
He doesn’t do alcohol.
LSD, PCP, methamphetamine — none of those would require consumption of alcohol.
But of course, cocaine or Adderall would be a far better match in explaining the fake “president’s” constant sniffing and disconnect from reality or even being able to read off the TelePrompTer that he whined about Obama using (even though Obama used a TelePrompTer a fraction of how much Trump does, just as Obama golfed a tiny fraction of how much Trump golfs — you know, the liar who said he would be too busy to golf if elected — and some gullible suckers are so stupid and mindless they actually fell for that scam).
rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Watching tonight’s news, there was a bit about the shooting in the Chabad in San Diego. It showed the Rabbi speaking on the phone with T rump who signs off by saying take care, Reverend to him. A Rabbi is not a Reverend.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Republicans are killing American democracy.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Pure EVIL!
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It should be BARR-tlejuice…BARR-tlejuice…BARR-tlejuice!
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Seems the trump defense should be used by all criminals.. just don’t show up and if forced don’t answer any questions.
mourdac Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He should be saying “Yertle! Yertle! Yertle!”.
Cerabooge almost 5 years ago
I thought it was the minority of voters who got him into the White House who chanted that refrain.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Trump’s new big lie: Women and doctors are plotting to execute newborn babies.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Donald Trump’s lying approaches warp speed: 10,000 lies in 828 days.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
The point is that if you look at what conservatives say to each other, as opposed to what they pretend to believe, it becomes clear that contempt for middle America is much more prevalent on the right than on the left. And this contempt is reflected in the right’s policy agenda, which would badly hurt the people it claims to consider the only real Americans.
I know that this will be a hard point to get across. Indeed, I’m sure that some people in the heartland will take any effort to convince them that they’re being misled as just another example of liberal disrespect. But all Americans, wherever they live, deserve to be told the truth.
Krugman
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
We owe our out of control health costs to Richard Nixon doing a favor for Henry Kaiser.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The only reason that Agent Orange hasn’t keeled over from a massive heart attack is that God and Satan are fighting over his soul. Neither one wants it, and they want the OTHER one to have it! God won’t allow anyone THAT PURELY EVIL into Heaven, and Satan doesn’t want that much competition for the control of Hell.
Godfreydaniel almost 5 years ago
I’ve been wondering for awhile if some of Trump’s henchmen are slipping drugs into his system that he doesn’t know about. Long before that, I was wondering if some of the passive-aggressive people in his administration deliberately feed him nonsense, knowing he will repeat it in public and look like a damn imbecile (at least, to intelligent people). This gets back at Trump for the terrible way he treats them, with his constant insults and temper tantrums, and also gives them cheap laughs. I can’t prove either theory, but they would explain a lot of things…..
mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago
“Beetlejuice? Sounds like a health food drink. Get rid of it!”
Walter Kocker Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Trump is an ASS.
*A*ttention
*S*eeking
*S*chmuck