Matt Wuerker for April 23, 2019

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    Redd Panda  about 5 years ago

    I have to believe that machine is a “Soul-o-Tron 500” it measures all the qualities we admire in a person, that would explain all the meters at zero. Maybe, what we have been observing, is a real life, “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” ? Where men/women have been replaced with copies. That’s one explanation.

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    RAGs  about 5 years ago

    I believe that everyone with any “principles”, “decency”, “ethics” or “conscience” has already left the “Grab Our Privates”.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    Mitch and the brain dead GOP gang.

    Actually the vicious lying thieving Republicans are covering up the Russian money they took and used illegally for reelection, they will fight the Dems every inch of the way because the alternative is jail.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    Republicans are like Goldfinger, they love only gold.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    Put some greed and fear meters on that machine, they will top out.

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    Concretionist  about 5 years ago

    I always thought pink elephants were the result of too much drinking. I guess they can also result from totally ignoring your conscience (if any).

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    Spock  about 5 years ago

    You should try the stupidometer.

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    ideations  about 5 years ago

    GOP exhibits a complete lack of human qualities and values.

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    Woodstock Generation Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Can the rest of the US and the world (excluding Russia and Saudi Arabia) boycott all of the companies that do business in states that elect the likes of Mitch McConnell. That might put things right!

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    wellis1947 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The Republican party has been completely taken over by what can be charitably described as “the scum of the earth!” This was precipitated by Richard Nixon in the 1970s when he invited all the racists and bigots of the Democratic Party (called Dixiecrats or “States Rights” advocates) to join him in opposing civil rights legislation. This came to be known as Nixon’s “Southern Strategy”.

    By 2016, after years of Trump’s “Birtherism”, a knowingly racist view of our 44th president, a poll was taken within the Republican Party and 41% ACTUALLY responded that they did not believe that Obama was born in America.

    After Trump’s election, intelligent voices were ruthlessly ‘culled’ from the party, essentially leaving a party of racists, bigots and other assorted idiots, imbeciles and morons – Trumpists, in other words!

    If the researchers want a response from THIS subject, then they need to do two things – the first is to stop concentrating on the “Left” side of this machine, and move to the “Right” side, where the “irrational anger” and “irrational fear” gauges are. The second is to show the test subject a picture of Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi or a copy of the Mueller Report.

    The test subject’s higher brain functions, as measured by the left-hand gauges, have atrophied to unusablity!

    The researchers, if they wish a response at all, they should try measuring the “lizard brain” functions – that’s what the G.O.P.’s principal representative functions with in the White House.

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    COL Crash  about 5 years ago

    After voluntarily giving up his heart and soul, that elephant is clinically DEAD. He’s just too damn stubborn to admit it.

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    Orthocuban  about 5 years ago

    I guess the various Republicans sentenced to jail as a result of the Mueller investigation were not real Republicans? This cartoon does not reflect what really happened in the courts.

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    gammaguy  about 5 years ago

    Why would he mend a city? Cities tend not to vote for him.

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