Thatababy by Paul Trap for April 25, 2019

the kid’s pizza sounds like something even the (1980s/90s) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would enjoy

didn’t Domino’s have this for Easter ?

Hawaiian is a disgrace to the pizza world. It should be banished as a pizza.

Try anchovies, pineapple and broccoli. Top if off with a fried egg.

I used to get Hamburg and Broccoli pizza. What about that?

So it is Peeps we see stretching out from the pizza in the commercials – I know it can’t be cheese because they measure it by the spoon-ful!

Silly boy. Peeps are to be roasted and combined with chocolate and graham crackers. Mmmmm, Chicken Mole S’mores.

PEEPeroni!

You can ruin it by putting pineapple on it too…

The one single peep joke this year.

Why do I feel like I’m missing out?

“Congratulations California you’ve ruined pizza!”

Peepzza. Mmmm…