Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for April 23, 2019

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    wldhrsy2luv  about 5 years ago

    I actually got a questionnaire with different faces depicting pain at an urgent care. This was before emojis.

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    whahoppened  about 5 years ago

    Gritting teeth so hard chips fly off!

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I have a physical tomorrow and got about 10 pages of forms to fill out. Now physicals are written tests too. I am supposed to remember my entire medical history by date.

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    sandpiper  about 5 years ago

    At the office I use, the semi-annual questionnaire sounds like it was devised by an insurance company – age related, cold, impersonal. Something they will later use to find a preexisting condition.

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    BearsDown Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Facepalm.

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    cdnalor  about 5 years ago

    Or when they ask you to rate your pain from 1 to 10. How am I supposed to know what a 10 feels like? I’ve never been kicked in the crotch or given birth.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  about 5 years ago

    Relieved face emoji…he just provided a lab sample.

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    drycurt  about 5 years ago

    See May 3, 2010 Close to Home. (oops. Sorry, Jeff)

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    “I’d leave the little ‘poop’ emoji, except that it is smiling!”

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    BTO  about 5 years ago

    An emoji that combines one implying how much fun it to wait endlessly for assistance with one that reflects fear of impending financial ruin.

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