“Four score and seven minutes ago, a carriage was summoned from the livery stable to take us to your Mother’s plantation for a dinner of Thanksgiving.”
My date is late without a good excuse, I tell her the next time I leave without her. The next time, I leave withyout her.
Have I mentioned I live alone?
margueritem over 13 years ago
Hey, I just saw them in a Geico commercial!
vlechtja over 13 years ago
Excellent!
Plods with ...™ over 13 years ago
And yes, that dress makes your butt look big.
6ryph0n over 13 years ago
Hey! This strip finally made me chuckle!
Sandfan over 13 years ago
If only she had made him late for the play.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
Plods with Beer, I was thinking of the same commercial.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
they’ll be a tad late
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
She’s wearing a dress from that new designer Getti Sburg.
Rwill over 13 years ago
He wasn’t telling the truth. It wasn’t the dress that made her butt look big.
Dirty Dragon over 13 years ago
“Four score and seven minutes ago, a carriage was summoned from the livery stable to take us to your Mother’s plantation for a dinner of Thanksgiving.”
AND THE METER’S RUNNING - GET THE LEAD OUT!!!
magnamax over 13 years ago
My date is late without a good excuse, I tell her the next time I leave without her. The next time, I leave withyout her. Have I mentioned I live alone?
coffeeturtle over 13 years ago
does this dress make my back-side look fat?
SaunaBeach over 13 years ago
Yes, and it makes your face look like a horse’s butt, too!
Any OTHR dumb questions?
ponytail56 over 13 years ago
no! your but is big with or without that dress
cdward over 13 years ago
Coffee-Turtle, maybe a litt–
tsandl over 13 years ago
That sockdologizing old man-trap!