I was pumped to take a time management course offered by my employer. Then, two weeks later, my first baby arrived and I thought “giving me a time management course is like giving a homeless person a money management course. How do you manage what you don’t have?”
wldhrsy2luv about 5 years ago
Old joke.
The Reader Premium Member about 5 years ago
Your certificate is in the mail.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside about 5 years ago
I was pumped to take a time management course offered by my employer. Then, two weeks later, my first baby arrived and I thought “giving me a time management course is like giving a homeless person a money management course. How do you manage what you don’t have?”
ptnjbrown about 5 years ago
That’s okay. The instructor was late anyway.
Bill The Nuke about 5 years ago
You definitely need the memory-enhancing seminar.
sandpiper about 5 years ago
memory first, then time