Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 02, 2019

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    Templo S.U.D.  about 5 years ago

    I think Dad’s rowboat hasn’t even LEFT the lagoon’s quay.

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    Tigressy  about 5 years ago

    Tony asked, about 5 hours ago (rather unexpectedly)

    Got a boat?

    Yeah right – next to my Lamborghini, Porsche and Ferrari.

    Porsche makes tractors, too – and there are Ferrari Pizzamakers out there.

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    GROG Premium Member about 5 years ago

    That ship sailed away without me.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Got a boat? I don’t even have a gravy boat.

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    Knightman Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If I had a boat would I be here ready this???

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I just spent six months in a leaky boat

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    Plods with ...™  about 5 years ago

    Does a canoe count?

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    JPuzzleWhiz  about 5 years ago

    Someone’s not sleeping in his bedroom tonight…!

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    He doesn’t have both oars in the water.

    Got a boat? No, I prefer to keep my money.

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    MissScarlet Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I don’t think the geometry text will be much of a surprise. Try the literature selections, or biology.

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    Ed The Red Premium Member about 5 years ago

    These people have nothing but contempt for each other.

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