The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day by John "Scully" Scully for May 20, 2021

LOSER

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.

“Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied: "Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!"

That really is the dumbest kid in the world. Now that he told him that, he won’t play it with him anymore.

And the guy he told, wasn’t the guy he was betting with!

Tuesday’s left over taco shells will be crushed into pebbles for the driveway.

this thing still exists lmao