The badminton practice will be full contact. Repeat: full contact.
Whoever suggested “Baby Shark” as last night’s last tune, should be ashamed of themselves.
Prep for the Spring cicada concert will commence soon. Practice rubbing your wings!
Some odd mistakenly took Snake’s clog.
All coats left after the Parcheesi tourney, will be donated to animal shelters.Oh… and today’s tacos feature Kobe beef.
This week, let’s leave the kazoos at home.
There will be double helping of TwizzleSticks after each mud wrestling match.
This weekend, no wristbands will be available after 3pm. Clogging shoes on sale by noon.
Keep on chooglin’ good sir.
The tractor is repaired following the ditch-jumping attempt. The driver, not so much.