There will be an extra round of cribbage tonight. Huzza!
Anyone requiring skate keys, should move on into the 21st century.
Tonight’s Bassalope expedition has been postponed
Butternut. The word of the day, butternut.
Because sanitizer makes the marbles slippery, there will be no tournament this week.
Bowling league is suspended. No touching of balls.
The cake, left out in the rain, has been refurbished.
No farting in the club car.
Choir rehearsals shall be conducted from open windows about town.