Tom Toles for February 15, 2019

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    DD Wiz Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Donald Trump whined, whined, whined on the campaign trail in 2016 about Obama golfing (Obama had less golf time than Trump, Bush or Clinton). Trump has more golf time in two years than all previous presidents combined.

    And now, as we learn about how much of his schedule is unspecified “executive time,” we also learn that he installed a $55,000 GOLF SIMULATOR, so when he stayed at the White House during the shutdown, when he has unspecified “executive time,” he is not just watching Faux “News,” tweeting, “playing house” with porn stars and Playboy nude models, making late night love calls to Hannity or Putin — HE IS STILL PLAYING GOLF!

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    Daeder  about 5 years ago

    We shouldn’t be surprised by this. His entire life is already simulated reality.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 5 years ago

    How about this? Simulate a wall on Google Earth, show it to tiny, let the idiot declare victory.

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    JDave   about 5 years ago

    Does that world simulator have a sanity option? I want one.

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    brit-ed  about 5 years ago

    In the simulated world is he a genius that actually has friends? That would take a lot of imagination…

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    superposition  about 5 years ago

    How does the resident’s simulated world differ from the anti-republic supremacist alt-realty of Coulter, Hannity, Limbaugh, et al?

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Question… WHO PAID THE $55,000???? You can BET it sure as hell didn’t come from HIS pockets…

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Forget the Pesos, just send some more of those “low wage” workers, will you? My golf course and estate needs a lot of work.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Check THIS out for the SINGLE BEST DEPICTION EVER of what other people think of t.rump!

    http://jobsanger.blogspot.com/2019/02/british-writer-pens-best-description-of.html?m=1&utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    Lazy and stupid, that’s our Republican orange make up faced cult leader.

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    kluless19  about 5 years ago

    …and the POTUS simulator completes the set

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    Dtroutma  about 5 years ago

    He should put in a skeet range and invite Dick Cheney over to play.

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    In the Russian case, where 11 Russian officers were charged with conspiracy against the US, the US Govt obtained evidence in search warrants against Roger Stone. Roger got busted committing treason, and we know from Roger’s criminal charges that he was ordered to contact Wikileaks (Russia) by the Trump campaign.

    The SCO says evidence in Roger Stone’s case was found in accounts that were searched for the GRU case, in which 11 Russian military officers were charged with a conspiracy to interfere in the election. https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/5740797/2-15-19-US-Stone-Related-Case.pdf …

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 5 years ago

    The President* is A Delusional Maniac With Sawdust Pouring Out Of Both Ears.

    My sweet bearded Lord, what a performance. I don’t know what my favorite part was. It might have been when he admitted to NBC’s Peter Alexander that he was only declaring an emergency because he wanted to get his mitts on the money as fast as possible. It might have been the moment when he recalled how Barack Obama told him that he was planning on launching a “very big war” on the Korean Peninsula (And this was after the president* said he wouldn’t speak for Obama.

    But the most singularly terrifying moment came when the president* explained how he likely is going to have to fight his emergency declaration through the courts.

    So the — the order is signed. And I’ll sign the final papers as soon as I get into the Oval Office. And we will have a national emergency, and we will then be sued, and they will sue us in the 9th Circuit, even though it shouldn’t be there, and we will possibly get a bad ruling, and then we’ll get another bad ruling, and then we’ll end up in the Supreme Court, and hopefully we’ll get a fair shake and we’ll win in the Supreme Court.

    It wasn’t what he said, but the way he said it. He lapsed into a sing-song cadence that was half-middle-school-taunt and half-serial-killer. No president in my lifetime ever did voice acting, let alone a voice that made you want to make sure he was kept away from the White House cutlery. The man is not all there. Everybody knows it.

    https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a26364026/trump-national-emergency-25th-amendment/?fbclid=IwAR1kcMNzzoOzSwmdIbtzxQ0ZBE_iQ-V6peYClSLlH7PteogpIUPM6fJ1ykg

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